Cerberus, the WikiAnswerFans IRC DogBot

This thread will give you the funniest our WAFans can offer in the IRC.

Our friend Kevin (Way2Kewl4u) attempts to talk to Cerberus in bot talk mode.

Quote :

12:50:46 PM) Kevin: Now I'm all alone........... :/
(12:50:53 PM) Kevin: Oh well!
(12:50:57 PM) Devil_Boy: no ur not
(12:51:05 PM) Devil_Boy: You can talk to Cerberus
(12:51:06 PM) Kevin: I wonder where everyone is.........
(12:51:12 PM) Devil_Boy: `bt on
(12:51:16 PM) Cerberus: The Bot Talk Mode Has Been Enabled.
(12:51:20 PM) Kevin: :O
(12:51:24 PM) Kevin: Hi Cerberus!
(12:51:25 PM) Cerberus: helloo
(12:51:27 PM) Kevin: :O
(12:51:37 PM) Devil_Boy: XD
(12:51:40 PM) Kevin: Hehe....... Hey Cerberus, what's your name?
(12:51:41 PM) Cerberus: whats not?
(12:51:46 PM) Kevin: :s
(12:52:07 PM) Kevin: Hey Cerberus, I drugged you dog food.
(12:52:07 PM) Cerberus: Kevin:)
(12:52:11 PM) Kevin:
(12:52:22 PM) Devil_Boy: You found another empty can to talk to...
(12:52:23 PM) ***Kevin batters Cerberus wtih a stick!!!
(12:52:23 PM) Cerberus: ok:(
(12:52:30 PM) Devil_Boy: You guys will love eachother...
(12:52:31 PM) Cerberus: i'm so happy
(12:52:37 PM) Kevin: I'm not!!!!
(12:52:38 PM) Cerberus: ok:(
(12:52:44 PM) Kevin: Quite you dumb dog!!!
(12:52:44 PM) Cerberus: whose dumb?
(12:52:49 PM) Kevin: You are!!!
(12:52:50 PM) Devil_Boy: pwnt
(12:52:54 PM) Kevin: :O
(12:53:04 PM) ***Kevin rips of one of Cerberus's heads!!!
(12:53:07 PM) Kevin: off*
(12:53:10 PM) Kevin:
(12:53:15 PM) Kevin: Mwahahaha!!!!!!
(12:53:16 PM) Cerberus: LOL Kevin... thats just too funny.
(12:53:20 PM) Kevin:
(12:53:24 PM) Kevin: You little!!!!
(12:53:26 PM) Devil_Boy: Ima quote this conversation of urs all over the wikianswers website!!!!!!!!!
(12:53:31 PM) Kevin: :s
(12:53:39 PM) Kevin: wait!!! It's his fault!!! :O
(12:53:47 PM) Kevin: Cerberus, is it your fault?
(12:54:03 PM) Kevin: Hey!!! I'm talking to you!!
(12:54:03 PM) Cerberus: wazzzabi
(12:54:07 PM) Kevin:
(12:54:18 PM) Cerberus: It is your fault.
(12:54:21 PM) Kevin: No food for a week!!! :O
(12:54:21 PM) Cerberus: ok:(
(12:54:31 PM) Kevin: NO!!! It's not okay!!!
(12:54:31 PM) Cerberus: ok:(
(12:54:39 PM) Kevin: I said it's NOT okay!!!
(12:54:40 PM) Cerberus: ok:(
(12:54:48 PM) Kevin: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12:54:53 PM) Devil_Boy: XD
(12:54:57 PM) ***Kevin runs over Cerberus in a monster truck!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12:54:58 PM) Devil_Boy: pwnt by a dogbot....
(12:54:59 PM) Cerberus: where have all the bots been
(12:55:07 PM) Kevin: Why you little!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(12:55:09 PM) Cerberus: because i said so
(12:55:12 PM) Kevin: :O
(12:55:16 PM) Devil_Boy: XD
(12:55:24 PM) ***Kevin makes Cerberus listen to Hilary Duff!!!!!!
(12:55:35 PM) Kevin: Take that!!!
(12:55:43 PM) Devil_Boy: stop talking... Ur making it hard for mee to paste this stuff on wikianswers forum
(12:55:44 PM) Cerberus: ack! ack! ack! nooo
(12:55:56 PM) Kevin: Mwahahaha!!!!!!!
(12:55:56 PM) Cerberus: don't laugh at me please, i can't help i was created this way
(12:56:03 PM) Kevin: :O
(12:56:15 PM) Kevin: What do you think of your creator?
(12:56:15 PM) Cerberus: i don't know Kevin
(12:56:18 PM) Kevin:
(12:56:24 PM) Kevin: Grrrr..........
(12:56:35 PM) ***Kevin throws Cerberus off a cliff!!!
(12:56:37 PM) Devil_Boy: Jamie has go to see this....
(12:56:55 PM) Kevin: That's for eating my foot the other day!!!!!!!!!!
(12:57:06 PM) Kevin: My foot is NOT a chew toy!!!
(12:57:06 PM) Cerberus: ok:(
(12:57:14 PM) Kevin: I said not to say OK!!!
(12:57:14 PM) Cerberus: why not?
(12:57:25 PM) Kevin: Because I said so.
(12:57:34 PM) Kevin:
(12:57:54 PM) Kevin: How are you feeling Cerberus?
(12:57:55 PM) Cerberus: a burrito? me? of course. ahahahah
(12:58:00 PM) Kevin: :s
(12:58:03 PM) Kevin: What? :/
(12:58:04 PM) Cerberus: who why where and when
(12:58:18 PM) Kevin: That's what I yesterday!!! :O
(12:58:18 PM) Cerberus: who why where and when
(12:59:51 PM) Kevin: Stop saying that!!! :O
(12:59:51 PM) Kevin: Now go jump back off the cliff!
(12:59:51 PM) Kevin: Hey!!! How come Cerberus has a star by his name?!? :O
(12:59:51 PM) Kevin: I don't have a star!! :O
(12:59:51 PM) ***Kevin puts bleach in Cerberus's food!!!
(12:59:51 PM) Cerberus: stop, thank you
(12:59:52 PM) Cerberus: why not?
(12:59:52 PM) Cerberus: wazzzuppp
(12:59:58 PM) Kevin: :s
(1:00:19 PM) Devil_Boy: Cuz Cerberus is the op
(1:00:23 PM) ***Kevin slaps Cerberus with a fish!!!
(1:00:30 PM) Kevin:
(1:00:32 PM) Devil_Boy: I wouldn't piss him off if I were you....
(1:00:43 PM) Kevin: Uh oh........... :/
(1:00:57 PM) Kevin: OH wait!!!
(1:01:11 PM) Kevin: Hehe............. Hey Cerberus, can you give people voice?
(1:01:11 PM) Cerberus: wow my head hurts
(1:01:27 PM) Kevin: Awww....... Take these sleeping pills!
(1:01:41 PM) Kevin: Hehe........
(1:01:41 PM) Cerberus: heheheheheehe
(1:01:55 PM) Devil_Boy: `voice Kevin
(1:01:56 PM) mode (+v Kevin) by Cerberus
(1:02:00 PM) Kevin: :O
(1:02:04 PM) Kevin: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(1:02:04 PM) Devil_Boy: `unvoice Kevin
(1:02:11 PM) Devil_Boy: `devoice Kevin
(1:02:12 PM) mode (-v Kevin) by Cerberus
(1:02:12 PM) Kevin:
(1:02:17 PM) ***Kevin passes out

Kevin fails to get voice.

Quote :

(1:16:30 PM) Devil_Boy: Het Kevin!
(1:16:34 PM) Devil_Boy: *hey
(1:16:39 PM) Devil_Boy: Want voice?
(1:16:46 PM) Kevin: VOICE?!? :O
(1:16:50 PM) Kevin: WHERE?!? :O
(1:16:56 PM) Devil_Boy: `jvoice on
(1:17:05 PM) Devil_Boy: just exit and rejoin
(1:17:08 PM) Kevin: What's jvoice?!? :O
(1:17:13 PM) Kevin: Oooh!!!!
(1:17:15 PM) Kevin left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(1:17:19 PM) Devil_Boy: `jvoice off
(1:17:23 PM) Kevin [Mibbit@mib-50F27C73.dhcp.bycy.mi.charter.com] entered the room.
(1:17:32 PM) Kevin: ?!?!?
(1:17:33 PM) Devil_Boy: XD fail
(1:17:36 PM) Kevin: Wha?!? :O
(1:17:42 PM) Kevin: Grrrr.........
(1:17:47 PM) Devil_Boy: I turn jvoice off after you left XD
(1:17:51 PM) ***Kevin runs at Cerberus with the chainsaw!!!!!!!!!!!
(1:18:00 PM) Kevin: Get back here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(1:18:00 PM) Devil_Boy: IM apost the one too!
(1:18:03 PM) Devil_Boy: *ima
(1:18:17 PM) Kevin: Where is that dog now........
(1:18:49 PM) Kevin: Hehe..........
(1:18:53 PM) ***Kevin has an idea.
(1:19:05 PM) Kevin left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).

Kevin tries out the eightball...

Quote :

(1:48:36 PM) Kevin: `eightball Is the devil real?
(1:48:37 PM) Cerberus: Of course, Kevin.
(1:48:40 PM) Kevin: :O
(1:48:50 PM) Devil_Boy: Asking if I am real!!!
(1:49:16 PM) Kevin: `eightball BUT, is he just a crazy lunatic dressed in a red outfit with fake horns?
(1:49:16 PM) Cerberus: You must be pretty desparate, if you are looking for the answer from a three-headed dog...
(1:49:21 PM) Kevin:
(1:49:25 PM) Devil_Boy: XD
(1:49:40 PM) Kevin: `eightball You're a female dog right?
(1:49:41 PM) Cerberus: My crystal ball is fogging up, Kevin.
(1:49:44 PM) Kevin: :O
(1:50:06 PM) Devil_Boy: `lart
(1:50:28 PM) Kevin: `eightball You would NEVER attack Kevin. RIGHT?
(1:50:28 PM) Cerberus: My sources say no, Kevin.
(1:50:38 PM) Kevin: ?!?
(1:50:51 PM) Kevin: No you would never attack me, or no I am not right? :s
(1:51:01 PM) Kevin: Grrr!!!!
(1:51:13 PM) Kevin: `eightball Can you go attack Devil_Boy?
(1:51:14 PM) Cerberus: That is better left untold, Kevin.
(1:51:18 PM) Kevin:
(1:51:35 PM) Kevin: `eightball How many Milk Duds do I have left.
(1:51:35 PM) Cerberus: Outlook good, Kevin.
(1:51:36 PM) Kevin: ?
(1:52:05 PM) Kevin: `eightball Do you have any idea what you're talking about, or are you just making it all up?
(1:52:06 PM) Cerberus: Maybe, Kevin.
(1:52:10 PM) Kevin:
(1:52:29 PM) Kevin: `eightball Do you REALLY think that "Maybe" is a good answer?
(1:52:30 PM) Cerberus: No, Kevin.
(1:52:33 PM) Kevin:
(1:52:36 PM) Devil_Boy: XD
(1:52:45 PM) Kevin: `eightball So WHY did you say that?!?
(1:52:45 PM) Cerberus: No, Kevin.
(1:52:55 PM) Kevin: GRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are all these about Kev?

As stated on the JRTecgSupport Wiki, Cerberus specializes in crushing Kevin